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Writing that refuses one shelf.

Essays, stories, cricket, office absurdity, small-town memory, technology, music, and the minor civic hazard of thinking in public.

The archive, still warm.

  1. Dec 25, 2014 Bloody Indians in Vegas
  2. Dec 19, 2014 It Really Doesn’t Matter
  3. Dec 11, 2014 Stupid Tit-Bits
  4. Aug 18, 2014 Shadows of the mind

Everything else, waiting politely.

  1. AI Refurbished

    Bloody Indians in Vegas

    As mentioned in the previous post, here’s another twisted tale of telephony. First, the disclaimer: Unlike other incidents on this blog, this one is n...

    5 min
  2. AI Refurbished FoodAbsurdity

    It Really Doesn’t Matter

    A menu-card confession for people whose strongest preference is outsourcing the decision.

    3 min
  3. AI Refurbished

    Stupid Tit-Bits

    1. Phantom Fetish Long ago, when there used to be not more than a single hit per day on this blog, I would check each visitor’s location and referring...

    3 min
  4. BrownPhantom

    Shadows of the mind

    Since last quarter of an hour I’ve been wondering about the value of right hand. When no amount of money succeeded in luring me into parting with it,...

    4 min
  5. BrownPhantom

    In Praise Of Routine And In Glory Of Life

    The skin is getting its colour back. The blood is pure red now; gallons of alcohol have drained off. Sometimes though, the eyes yearn for the watery h...

    4 min
  6. BrownPhantom

    God's Own Child

    There were impatient knocks on my door this morning. I stopped Eminem swearing loudly on my Laptop, opened the door and found the delivery boy from Ga...

    2 min
  7. BrownPhantom

    Trip Home

    Lull is a funny word. And that’s what this place has been going through for a long while now. I have forgotten how to structure a post to the level th...

    4 min
  8. BrownPhantom

    The Happening

    Wednesday evening. Around 9 PM. I called up Chitto to discuss about the Goa trip that we three (third one being Pravu) had planned for the first weeke...

    5 min
  9. BrownPhantom

    A Tree, A Lizard, And A Dementia

    This is not a “proper” post, in a sense that it is being done just for the sake of discipline. Am working on something interesting (hopefully) which i...

    3 min
  10. BrownPhantom

    How not to get duped at the petrol pump

    It’s that time of the month again when Vinnie needs her food. I usually get the tank full at the petrol pumps for three reasons. This avoids extra tri...

    4 min
  11. BrownPhantom

    Facebook Agony Aunt

    Pokers Q. I am being poked and tickled a lot. Yesterday, a classmate I haven’t met for seven years pinched me. How do I react? A. It would have helped...

    4 min
  12. BrownPhantom

    Rage Against The Tags

    I have been busy doing nothing for the entire week. As a result, the blog suffered blatant neglect. Time to make amends. First, a few important acknow...

    4 min
  13. BrownPhantom

    Men In The Mirror

    Everyday as I drive to office, I dread that one minute, the time to be spent in the lift. The lift in my office has reflecting surfaces on all four si...

    3 min
  14. BrownPhantom

    The Twisted Telephonic Tales

    Rain Gods, all over the world, have developed quirky little sadistic tendencies in response to the Global warming. But those in Bangalore seem to have...

    5 min
  15. BrownPhantom

    Handshakes, Dating And Succumbing

    Observing last few posts, I felt that the blog is getting too analytical and didactic. So the second part of the previous post has been postponed to n...

    5 min
  16. BrownPhantom

    Don’t cry over spilt milk

    Four babies are being born every second. Scientists at ISRO are toiling hard for nation’s first mission to moon this month. Rules are being rewritten...

    4 min
  17. RCB & Cricket

    In Top 9 For Chief Blogger RCB

    Just saw the results here. and I am shortlisted in top 9 for the post of chief bloggers. Extremely relieved and happy right now. I must thank you all...

    1 min
  18. BrownPhantom MusicAbsurdity

    My Jazz Album

    A completely serious jazz album from a man still negotiating with Smooth Jazz on 91.9 FM.

    3 min
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    What Happens In Dewas Stays In Dewas

    After six long years, I celebrated Diwali with family in my home town Dewas (fondly called Las Dewas by expatriates). “Aa gaya wapis ? Kya kiya Diwali...

    3 min
  20. RCB & Cricket

    Good Old Days

    After every seven years, you are a new biological person. Defining the boundaries of a new generation is a difficult question and doesn’t have any obj...

    5 min
  21. BrownPhantom

    My New Place

    I am moving into a new house this decade end. It’s a little duplex, an independent two bedroom house, not far from where I stay currently. At 900 sq f...

    5 min
  22. BrownPhantom

    VAT 69

    Centuries ago, strange events occured in abundance simply because there was no one to report them. They laid the foundations for many anomalies we obs...

    7 min
  23. RCB & Cricket

    The Chief Blogger of Royal Challengers Bangalore

    Yes Guys. Click here for the announcement. Met Anil Kumble. Got the "Letter of Appointment" in a press conference with cameras clicking all around. Th...

    2 min
  24. BrownPhantom

    Radiosyncrasies

    One of the many reasons why car pooling won’t quite work for me is that I am too whimsical with the radio while driving. I don’t have TV as part of my...

    6 min
  25. BrownPhantom

    The Usual

    So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all. Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him. Goes straight to the bar. “The u...

    1 min
  26. BrownPhantom

    I Think Therefore I am

    Don't know why, but I find myself in an academic mood today. Please pardon me for these feeble attempts at explaining things that are too profound for...

    5 min
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    Short Story Contest and An Indecent Ending

    Here’s an entirely useless piece of information for more than 6 billion humans and the entire Ostrich species. I am going home this weekend for a week...

    3 min
  28. BrownPhantom

    Facebook Status Messages If Your Boss Is In Your Friend List

    You can’t escape having colleagues and bosses in your Facebook friend list. Why not make the most of it. Have status messages which show how much you...

    2 min
  29. BrownPhantom

    Hello World

    This poor thing has been starving for months. And so, here’s an update on what I was up to during this time. Not that I expect/wish/accept that anyone...

    3 min
  30. BrownPhantom

    Tooth-Fairies And Soap

    Yesterday I helped the cause of a budding barber. Although my right ear still hurts, I am satisfied with my readiness for an impromptu “Who has the sh...

    3 min
  31. BrownPhantom

    The Trip to Chilka Lake

    Couple of weeks ago I went to my friend Chitto’s wedding in Bhubaneswar. Yes, another man down. Back in Kharagpur, his room number was C 209, mine was...

    3 min
  32. BrownPhantom

    All Apologies

    I did this guest post here at Preeti's blog last week. And then Atrisa has tagged me with honest scrap here. Thank you Atrisa :P. The post fits in wel...

    2 min
  33. BrownPhantom

    Big Banger with his poems and other art forms

    The Big Banger An aimless evening stroll. In my head, I am a man on his first day out of prison after serving twenty years of sentence (falsely accuse...

    2 min
  34. BrownPhantom

    Tricks of trades: Introduction

    Friday night. Music was exploding inside Vinnie as she zipped through the traffic at dangerous speeds to bring me back to home from work. All bills ar...

    4 min
  35. BrownPhantom

    Infinity and beyond

    Another rain filled lazy afternoon on the bean bag in good old Bangalore. A little while later I am gonna have some coffee at the nearby Darshini shop...

    3 min
  36. BrownPhantom

    The Restaurant

    I picked up the menu card. The first page said ‘For Gents’. A bit odd, but you never know with these upscale restaurants. “Can I have My Youth Back?”...

    1 min
  37. RCB & Cricket

    The year that wasn't

    This has been a dull year for me. Not a great way to start a post but I do find myself questioning “Did I simply sidestep and let the driver of the bu...

    5 min
  38. RCB & Cricket

    Demographics and Sports : Part 1

    1. Why Indian Cricket team is likely to remain amongst the top three for decades? 2. Why England has won relatively low number of championships in mos...

    5 min
  39. RCB & Cricket

    Valid Excuses For A Pseudo-Break

    I would be relatively inactive in blogosphere for the next fifty days. Various reasons are listed down later in the post. Have been fairly disciplined...

    4 min
  40. BrownPhantom

    Brought To You Bai

    My maid is on leave this week. Her absence is becoming noticeable day by day. Apart from executing her designated duties, she also acts as a worst cas...

    7 min
  41. BrownPhantom

    Pride and Prejudice

    I just booked the air tickets to my place for Diwali. A dozen kilo has been deducted from my credit card. I’ve traveled the same distance in less than...

    7 min
  42. BrownPhantom

    Behavioural Inefficiencies

    1. Here’s a puzzle with straightforward answer but many come up with incorrect solutions in real life: Imagine yourself seating on a chair (not extrem...

    4 min
  43. BrownPhantom

    Vagina Monologue

    Younger Bro bought an expensive mobile against my pragmatic advice. As is often the case, big brother was right. The mobile would sometime allow only...

    2 min
  44. BrownPhantom

    My Sweet Family

    Refrigerator: Hi, my name is Calvin. This chap bought me three years ago. I have seen few things in life: Apples, milk, coke, beer and whisky (why whi...

    2 min