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40 notes. Some even admit what they are about.

BrownPhantom Jul 5, 2026 2 min

Carrom + Chess = Caress

In Dewas, finding a chess opponent was harder than the chess itself. So my brother and I fixed the game.

BrownPhantom Aug 1, 2026 5 min

Liner Notes For Nobody

How five blog posts from fifteen years ago became songs, and then became videos that nobody requested.

BrownPhantom May 16, 2026 6 min

Forced X Under X

A guide for the rest of us, who missed 30 Under 30, 40 Under 40, and possibly basic compounding.

BrownPhantom Aug 18, 2014 4 min

Shadows of the mind

Since last quarter of an hour I’ve been wondering about the value of right hand. When no amount of money succeeded in luring me into parting with it,...

BrownPhantom Aug 12, 2014 4 min

In Praise Of Routine And In Glory Of Life

The skin is getting its colour back. The blood is pure red now; gallons of alcohol have drained off. Sometimes though, the eyes yearn for the watery h...

BrownPhantom Apr 11, 2014 2 min

God's Own Child

There were impatient knocks on my door this morning. I stopped Eminem swearing loudly on my Laptop, opened the door and found the delivery boy from Ga...

BrownPhantom Dec 24, 2013 4 min

Trip Home

Lull is a funny word. And that’s what this place has been going through for a long while now. I have forgotten how to structure a post to the level th...

BrownPhantom Nov 3, 2013 5 min

The Happening

Wednesday evening. Around 9 PM. I called up Chitto to discuss about the Goa trip that we three (third one being Pravu) had planned for the first weeke...

BrownPhantom Sep 18, 2013 3 min

A Tree, A Lizard, And A Dementia

This is not a “proper” post, in a sense that it is being done just for the sake of discipline. Am working on something interesting (hopefully) which i...

BrownPhantom Jul 5, 2013 4 min

How not to get duped at the petrol pump

It’s that time of the month again when Vinnie needs her food. I usually get the tank full at the petrol pumps for three reasons. This avoids extra tri...

BrownPhantom May 15, 2013 4 min

Facebook Agony Aunt

Pokers Q. I am being poked and tickled a lot. Yesterday, a classmate I haven’t met for seven years pinched me. How do I react? A. It would have helped...

BrownPhantom May 15, 2013 4 min

Rage Against The Tags

I have been busy doing nothing for the entire week. As a result, the blog suffered blatant neglect. Time to make amends. First, a few important acknow...

BrownPhantom May 13, 2013 3 min

Men In The Mirror

Everyday as I drive to office, I dread that one minute, the time to be spent in the lift. The lift in my office has reflecting surfaces on all four si...

BrownPhantom Apr 11, 2013 5 min

The Twisted Telephonic Tales

Rain Gods, all over the world, have developed quirky little sadistic tendencies in response to the Global warming. But those in Bangalore seem to have...

BrownPhantom Dec 30, 2012 5 min

Handshakes, Dating And Succumbing

Observing last few posts, I felt that the blog is getting too analytical and didactic. So the second part of the previous post has been postponed to n...

BrownPhantom Nov 20, 2012 4 min

Don’t cry over spilt milk

Four babies are being born every second. Scientists at ISRO are toiling hard for nation’s first mission to moon this month. Rules are being rewritten...

BrownPhantom Oct 8, 2012 3 min

My Jazz Album

A completely serious jazz album from a man still negotiating with Smooth Jazz on 91.9 FM.

BrownPhantom Sep 19, 2012 3 min

What Happens In Dewas Stays In Dewas

After six long years, I celebrated Diwali with family in my home town Dewas (fondly called Las Dewas by expatriates). “Aa gaya wapis ? Kya kiya Diwali...

BrownPhantom May 15, 2012 5 min

My New Place

I am moving into a new house this decade end. It’s a little duplex, an independent two bedroom house, not far from where I stay currently. At 900 sq f...

BrownPhantom May 12, 2012 7 min

VAT 69

Centuries ago, strange events occured in abundance simply because there was no one to report them. They laid the foundations for many anomalies we obs...

BrownPhantom Apr 24, 2012 6 min

Radiosyncrasies

One of the many reasons why car pooling won’t quite work for me is that I am too whimsical with the radio while driving. I don’t have TV as part of my...

BrownPhantom Dec 2, 2011 1 min

The Usual

So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all. Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him. Goes straight to the bar. “The u...

BrownPhantom Sep 5, 2011 5 min

I Think Therefore I am

Don't know why, but I find myself in an academic mood today. Please pardon me for these feeble attempts at explaining things that are too profound for...

BrownPhantom Sep 1, 2011 3 min

Short Story Contest and An Indecent Ending

Here’s an entirely useless piece of information for more than 6 billion humans and the entire Ostrich species. I am going home this weekend for a week...

BrownPhantom Aug 14, 2011 3 min

Hello World

This poor thing has been starving for months. And so, here’s an update on what I was up to during this time. Not that I expect/wish/accept that anyone...

BrownPhantom Aug 3, 2011 3 min

Tooth-Fairies And Soap

Yesterday I helped the cause of a budding barber. Although my right ear still hurts, I am satisfied with my readiness for an impromptu “Who has the sh...

BrownPhantom Jul 25, 2011 3 min

The Trip to Chilka Lake

Couple of weeks ago I went to my friend Chitto’s wedding in Bhubaneswar. Yes, another man down. Back in Kharagpur, his room number was C 209, mine was...

BrownPhantom Jul 21, 2011 2 min

All Apologies

I did this guest post here at Preeti's blog last week. And then Atrisa has tagged me with honest scrap here. Thank you Atrisa :P. The post fits in wel...

BrownPhantom Mar 23, 2011 4 min

Tricks of trades: Introduction

Friday night. Music was exploding inside Vinnie as she zipped through the traffic at dangerous speeds to bring me back to home from work. All bills ar...

BrownPhantom Mar 7, 2011 3 min

Infinity and beyond

Another rain filled lazy afternoon on the bean bag in good old Bangalore. A little while later I am gonna have some coffee at the nearby Darshini shop...

BrownPhantom Jan 23, 2011 1 min

The Restaurant

I picked up the menu card. The first page said ‘For Gents’. A bit odd, but you never know with these upscale restaurants. “Can I have My Youth Back?”...

BrownPhantom Nov 6, 2010 7 min

Brought To You Bai

My maid is on leave this week. Her absence is becoming noticeable day by day. Apart from executing her designated duties, she also acts as a worst cas...

BrownPhantom Sep 19, 2010 7 min

Pride and Prejudice

I just booked the air tickets to my place for Diwali. A dozen kilo has been deducted from my credit card. I’ve traveled the same distance in less than...

BrownPhantom Aug 12, 2010 5 min

How To Live

A practical guide to life, provided one accepts that bathing and philosophy have unresolved jurisdictional issues.

BrownPhantom Jul 30, 2010 4 min

Behavioural Inefficiencies

1. Here’s a puzzle with straightforward answer but many come up with incorrect solutions in real life: Imagine yourself seating on a chair (not extrem...

BrownPhantom Jun 15, 2010 2 min

Vagina Monologue

Younger Bro bought an expensive mobile against my pragmatic advice. As is often the case, big brother was right. The mobile would sometime allow only...

BrownPhantom Feb 2, 2010 2 min

My Sweet Family

Refrigerator: Hi, my name is Calvin. This chap bought me three years ago. I have seen few things in life: Apples, milk, coke, beer and whisky (why whi...