The Usual

So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all.

Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him.

Goes straight to the bar.

“The usual.” He says checking his watch. It’s 4:58 PM.

Bartender gives him the glass with a nod of bitter familiarity.

He empties the glass in a single gulp and walks out. No payment needed.

Checks the watch again. Has the smile of a conquerer.

5PM is always the right time to have your fifth glass of water.

8 thoughts on “The Usual

  1. Ajai

    I'd like to do that some time. But to me going in to a pub and coming w/o drinking is akin to sin. 😉

  2. Eveline

    Well told, Brown Phantom. I love it when you write a good story. You are a wonderful writer – that's very obvious.

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