When I died, I wasn’t surprised to be escorted in to the gate that read: Welcome To where else Hell. Death leaves one with the bitterness that can’t be cured. No one recovers from the humiliation. Building heaven for the dead is like building a machine that snatches the eye balls out of a man […]
I picked up the menu card. The first page said ‘For Gents’. A bit odd, but you never know with these upscale restaurants. “Can I have My Youth Back?” “A bit late for it, sir. We don’t serve it after 5 PM.” “How about My Fair Lady?” “Out of stock, sir. We don’t compromise on […]
So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all. Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him. Goes straight to the bar. “The usual.” He says checking his watch. It’s 4:58 PM. Bartender gives him the glass with a nod of bitter familiarity. He empties the glass in a single gulp […]
Before she died, she had one last look at the sky. She has been sleeping since then, only to keep waking in another dream. Now she found herself on an island with no trees and three crystals. The crystals were the shiniest she had ever seen. “Do you like them?” said a voice which came […]
“The Consultant”, read the board. An arrow mark on the board pointed to the first floor. One might mistake it to be an arrogant declaration of unchallenged supremacy. Yes, the consultant was arrogant and supreme in his own ways, but the reason for putting no other text on the board was to remain as general […]