In a bid to up the cool-quotient I’ve taken to jazz these days. Have come to realize that jazz is an interest that will need a bit more cultivation. Listening to the numbers on “Smooth Jazz” on 91.9 FM, I couldn’t help wondering, sometimes, at the connection between the title and the music, especially when […]
I picked up the menu card. The first page said ‘For Gents’. A bit odd, but you never know with these upscale restaurants. “Can I have My Youth Back?” “A bit late for it, sir. We don’t serve it after 5 PM.” “How about My Fair Lady?” “Out of stock, sir. We don’t compromise on […]
So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all. Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him. Goes straight to the bar. “The usual.” He says checking his watch. It’s 4:58 PM. Bartender gives him the glass with a nod of bitter familiarity. He empties the glass in a single gulp […]