Mathematics For The Recently Ineligible
Forced X Under X
Forbes picks the number and dares you to fit under it. This does the same thing in the opposite direction. Enter your age and net worth, and the machine will find the tightest time unit in which you still squeak under your own wealth rank, then tell you how fast you would have to travel to earn a more impressive list. If the inputs are unserious, it will stop doing mathematics and begin doing character assessment.
The Calculator
Wealth rank is a deliberately rough estimate. Below 100,000 in your selected currency, the calculator abandons mathematics and recommends employment.
Your list
Your estimated wealth rank is about 400 Million. Your age is about 24.2 Million minutes, which is comfortably under it. No space travel required. Laziness survives on a technicality.
That is what it would take to be under 400 Million seconds instead of minutes. Optional. Everything worth doing is.
Certified by nobody
Share widely and without shame. Nobody is going to check the unit.
How It Cheats
The list is named after your wealth rank, and you qualify by being under that number in some unit of time. Years almost always work, which is why they are boring. The calculator walks down through months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds and stops at the last unit where you are still under, because a narrow escape is more flattering than a wide one. It then reports the speed you would need to reach the next unit down, since the only remaining lever is relativity. If you are too young, too old, too poor, or too rich, it stops pretending to be a calculator.
It is called Forced rather than Forbes because Forbes fixes the number and makes you fit under it, whereas this fixes you and goes hunting for a number. The arithmetic is identical. The posture is not.