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The Usual

So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all. Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him. Goes straight to the bar. “The usual.” He says checking his watch. It’s 4:58 PM. Bartender gives him the glass with a nod of bitter familiarity. He empties the glass in a single gulp […]

Unborn

Before she died, she had one last look at the sky. She has been sleeping since then, only to keep waking in another dream. Now she found herself on an island with no trees and three crystals. The crystals were the shiniest she had ever seen. “Do you like them?” said a voice which came […]

Hello World

This poor thing has been starving for months. And so, here’s an update on what I was up to during this time. Not that I expect/wish/accept that anyone would care; it’s just that something must be written for the blog to be not declared dead and there’s nothing worthwhile brewing in my mind for the […]

Facebook Status Messages If Your Boss Is In Your Friend List

You can’t escape having colleagues and bosses in your Facebook friend-list. Why not make the most of it. Have status messages which show how much you value your work and your boss, how devoted you are to them and how much you deserve that salary raise. Below is a sample list: 1. Out in the […]